"For The Love Of Ray J *****Finale******"

I know I'm late as hell & I sincerely APOLOGIZE!!!

Forgive me? Okay good...let's jump right in...I just wanna start off by saying my predictions I did before the show were sooooooooooooo on point!!! LOL...

Alright so we all know during the last episode he made the decision to meet the remaining three girls parents before he made his next elimination. But after Danger's very peculiar breakdown ole' Ray finally came to terms with the fact that she may be just a wee bit....ummmm...Schizo-Bipolar-ish???

So he pulls her aside & breaks down his reasoning as to why he feels like @ this point she needs to go home. Honestly, I think she took the news WAY better than I thought she would've. Then again...during her confessional she reassured us all of her psychopathic tendencies when she said "Ray and I Love each other..whoever he picks, he's gonna STILL be with me" <------ LMFAO! mmmkay?! So he breaks the news to the other girls about giving Danger the boot. And of course they're effing ecstatic!!! And I'm sure Unique was relieved that she'd no longer have to sleep under the same roof as the murderer. LOL!!!

So now it's time to head to each girls hometown & meet their folks!

Up first was Unique...They headed to Cleveland in his "Private Jet" **cough...bullshit...cough**

and during their little plane ride...I hate to say it but I knew Unique sealed her fate when she told him that she wanted him to bring "Willie" to Cleveland instead of "Ray J"...because I guess "Ray J" has too many wild tendencies for her prude ass fam! LOL...It was almost as if she was asking him NOT to be himself....and I'm sure the little fool didn't like that too much...

Now I want to take the time to point this out....

Why does this IDIOT insist on wearing that hot, dumb ass chinchilla/rabbit coat? If being named Ray-J ain't tragic enough...he just KEEPS adding insult to injury with this MESS! LOL...

Moving along...

So he meets Unique's mom, pops & 2 sisters. And right off the bat they seemed like a pretty cool little family...nowhere near as prudish as I thought they'd be. LOL!

So they're all chit chatting it up over dinner THEN Unique's mom starts grilling his ass! LOL..

And she was going HARD!!! Had Ray-J all nervous & shit, sweating bullets @ the dinner table. And to be honest...I wasn't even mad @ moms because she was just doing what any REAL parent would do...which was grill his ass about his intentions with HER daughter. And he tripped me out when he told Unique's mom that she reminded him of HIS mother....Maaaaaan puh-lease Unique's mom kept it TRILL...his mom on the other hand was just cold & ratchett for no damn reason ...no comparison.

and while the lil dummy was doing this....

Pops was chillin' in the sidelines cracking the hell up...Daddy was KOOL with it...LOL!!!!

Sooooo after they wrapped things up & said their goodbyes it was time for Ray to fly out to Cocktails hometown Sacramento...

and immediately after meeting her folks...Ray J felt right @ home...I mean what better way to shake off the nerves than to partake in a round of shots with the fam....

Dinner @ Cocktail's house was like one big Fiesta!!! Although everything was pretty spunky nothing really "mind boggling" happened (see Ray J for the definition of that term) LOL! So to sum up all the dullness in a few words...

Boy ate Goat...

Boy hated Goat...

Yeah that was pretty much the highlight for me...LOL!!!

But I gotta say I found it kinda surprising when Ray J said he still kinda felt out of his element with Cocktail's family & felt more @ home with Unique's...

Maybe it was because Cocktail's Mamacita spoke no English or maybe it was because she mentioned she wanted a Bus Load of nietos (grandchildren)! IDK??? Anyway it was time for them to say Adios and head to Vegas for the final elimination!

So he had a final one on one with each girl before he made his decision....

Unique...

During their private dinner I came to the realization that this bitch is GOOFY as hell!!! LOL...IDK what took me so long to realize this but all her womp womping & monster laughs were hella ANNOYING!!! Anyway she finally opened up to him & expressed her feelings. She told him that she always liked him but it wasn't until after he met her fam that she felt a stronger connection & was really starting to fall for him. Ray seemed a little taken aback by her initial statement because he felt like he always liked her without second guessing. But none of that changed where things were headed & he invited her back to his room for a little "desert"...

He bought her (well somebody bought it) a diamond necklace...

And for the rest of the night they did a whole lot of this.... ***gag***

Cocktail...

One thing I knew from the jump was that her date would be far from DULL...So she puts on her little "Freakum Dress" & heads to dinner with "her man"...

So off the bat Ray J starts grilling her ass to see what her expectations & intentions are for him. And of course the bitch starts crying AGAIN! LOL!!! Then Ray J asked her what she thought of Unique & of course this was the most opportune time to rat her ass out AGAIN...that's what she does best...DUH! So she's yapping about how fake she thinks Unique is and the most entertaining part of it all was when she called Ray J's ass a RAPPER!!! LMFAO! Woooooh never a dull moment I swear.

Then the waiter brought out Cocktail's gift....

The ninja's a pimp...gave BOTH of they asses the same damn necklace...LOL

After dinner he takes her back to the hotel for a nightcap...Very Romantic...Roses, Champagne & Lingerie...and oh yeah a stripper pole in the shower.....

And girlie gave him quite a show...

So the next day he arranges for both of the girls to go shopping for the final eliminations. All I gotta say is Unique has TERRIBLE taste! LOL! Every dress she tried on was HIDEOUS!

But...it was finally time for a decision to be made....

Unique...she just wasn't what he was looking for. It was more so of a physical attraction than a real connection...And the thing that really killed her chances was when she told him that she liked him now more so than she did before...which had him wondering what exactly were her thoughts of him "before"...I think Ray J said it best when he said "I'd rather you be with a man who is what you want & not what could be what you want"...and all I could think was DAMN she had to get her shit pressed out for nothing...LOL!!!!


Cocktail...Bottom line he felt like he could be himself 100% around her. She was spunky, had personality, and never once asked him to change who he was...Yeah she was a snitch throughout the entire ride but hell it WORKED!!! So kudos to her....the GOLD DIGGER got her man!!!!!!!!

I give them all of three weeks before they introduce Season 2 of this shit! LOL!!! And I will NOT be doing a Recap if there is another season of this mess...LOL...this one murdered my soul enough & depleted WAY too many braincells....But it was very entertaining & I appreciate all of you who rode with me on this....

y'all know what to do... SPEAK ON IT.....

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"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 10 ***Exclusive Edition****

Y'all already know there's NO WAY I'm recapping that mess they showed on last Monday!!! In case ya missed it they aired the "never before seen" footage from the show. And I don't think I'm speaking alone when I say the shit was BORING! So nonetheless I REFUSE to speak on that fuckery!!!

but...But...BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y'all DO know what tonight is riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?!

It's the Finale!!!! The lil' dudes gonna meet their folks THEN pick his girl....What are YOUR predictions?

These are mine.....(oh & since I've been called a SLUT in a previous post for saying what these hoes make OBVIOUS) lol...I decided to use more flattering pics of these tramps ladies!


Tonight's Predictions.............

he's gonna kick Psychopath to the curb first....

(She looks VERY pretty in this pic above)

Gubment: Monica Leon
Alias: Danger
Synopsis: Crazed, Slightly Schizo-Bi-Polar-Luna-bitch who's developed a swift & uncanny (kinda fatal attraction'ish) love for Ray J.
Hobbies: Climbing Trees @ 4am, Smoking, Smashing the homies
Highlight Episode: The Lie Detector Test which revealed she's actually "contemplated" murdering one of the girls..LMAO!
Why She's Getting The Deuces: The bitch is KAH-RAY-SAY...enuff said! and plus the fact that Ray J probably doesn't wanna risk waking up next to her with a 12 inch rusty machete cocked in his spine :o)

The Prude will be the runner up....

( I will refrain from discussing her curly Reponsal wig...I just won't do it)

Gubment: Danielle Pastorino
Alias: Unique
Synopsis: Self Proclaimed "good girl", with a so "believable" (<---sarcasm) church going, old fashioned image.

Hobbies: Knitting, Shopping for stockings & coordinating knee highs to go w/ her Sundays best, Manipulating hoes... <---Say what ya wanna but the bish was SMART!

Highlight Episode: When her & Danger had their confrontation in the kitchen..which ended with her doing this...
Why She's Getting The Deuces: While she's a cute girl & seems to be the most "sane" out of the three..I still don't think she possesses the total package in which Ray J's looking for. (and WTF he's looking for IDK???) and she's still kinda "questionable" as far as where her intentions reside.

The Gold Digger's gonna Reign in Victory....

(I couldn't find any "rare" pics...she was nakie in ALL of them)

Gubment: Joanna Hernandez
Alias: Cocktail
Synopsis: Self proclaimed "gold digger"
Hobbies: Gold Digging, Crying, Reality Show Whoring, Snitching, Lying...do I need to go on?!
Highlight Episode: When she cried on the first damn show talking about she CARES for him!! LOL
Why She's Taking The Crown: She's a fantastic actress?! Well not really but Ray J seems to think so...b/c he's constantly falling for her little "I'm so into you" act she's been portraying all along. I don't think there's anything THAT special about her that specifically lures him in to pick her BUT I will say she's like a chameleon when it comes to him...she likes whatever he likes and I think that's the promising attribute that's gonna SEAL her VICTORY tonight...but since she HAS admitted to being a "gold digger" in a prior reality show I think she's in for a huge Reality check...which is the fact that he's broke! <----HAHA!!! (well he's probably not BROKE but the ninjas not ballin') Anywho...he's ghey, his singing sucks annnnnnnd he's a mamas boy...so CONGRATULATIONS Cocktail you're in for a REAL treat. POW!

Alright hurry up people!!!! Gimme YOUR predictions before the show tonight!!!! LETS GO!!!!

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"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 9"

SORRY I'M SO LATE WITH IT GUYS!!!

If you all missed this one...well gotdammit you missed out!!!! lol...This episode SOLIDIFIED Ray J's WACKassedNESS.....So this go round was all about the ladies (and I do use the term "ladies" lightly) meeting the people who were very near & dear to his heart....which of course were his friends & family... ***sigh*** I am so mad @ him for including his ENTIRE family in this bullsh#t!!! First off this show is NOT serious enough for him to make those girls meet his whole damn family...But as usual I'm gonna sum up the events & give you guys my take on it...


First "Meet & Greet" he introduces the chics to his Grandmother, Cousin & his God Sister (how many god sisters he got???)

So during their little lunch...Ray J gave his fam the opportunity to grill each girl and ask them a few questions...Here's what stood out to me...

Unique....although out of the three I STILL like her the most...but I STILL wanted to smack the shit outta her for putting up that dumbass "good girl" front...Didn't matter what the hell they asked her...because she STAYED telling them "I'm old fashioned"..."I'm the kinda girl who'd be @ home cooking for my man"....Girl Bye! PLEASE STFU!!!!

Cocktail...this broad is no where near believable to me...I don't get why she's still in the competition...she's so damn phoney...this chic LIES and cosigned with Unique's "good girl" act talkin' about she's old school & was raised in a catholic home womp..womp..WOMP!!!


Danger...as usual the bitch was just damn weird...they asked her about that dumbass TAT on her face then she goes over to grandma so she can get a closer look @ the shit...

"unh...unh...I don't see the tiger"

LMFAO!!!!! grandma got jokes!

Alright so up next he takes them to meet his "friends"...which was one of the most hilarious parts of the damn episode.

So apparently Ray J's "entourage" or whatever is very ummm different? The ninja hangs out with Warren G. & muthafuckin' TOM GREEN <<---- lmao!!! where in the HELL did they dig his ass up from??? Unique & Cocktail were just BORING as hell....So lets jump to the not so boring part...the lady who never has a dull moment.....none other than....

Danger....

So instantly she's connecting with some of Ray's pals and coincidentally she discovers that they have a few "mutual" friends in common...Apparently she actually went on a date or "hung out" with this character....LOL

Annnnd if that wasn't enough....

She got in an argument with this chic above after admitting to smashing one of Ray J's homeboys....LMFAO!!! But I mean eventho I don't care for the girl; in her defense she had no clue this dude had any ties to Ray J...so that shit is really irrelevant. But nonetheless Ray J's crew gave him the rundown about what she said...and our pal TOM GREEN debuted the new hit song that's currently stuck in all of our heads...LOL

DANGER......SHE SMASHED THE HOMIE.......

(check the 3:39 mark for the infamous song LOL)

Oh and don't get it twisted...my girl Lil'muthafuckin' B...was STILL in the building....lmfao she was just laying low this episode...

Soooo.....now the girls get to meet his parents....(YIKES) They all met pops before in a previous episode so none of them were worried about him....HOWEVER...

Mom Dukes was a different story...she had the hoes shaking in there boots...LOL...So since I have so much I want to address about this broad I'm just gonna drop my concerns below...

• Whaaaaaaaat the FUCK was up with that dry ass jherrie curl she was rocking???
• Who cosigned that shit???
• Was she FUCKING serious??? LMAO!!!
• Why are my instincts telling me that Ray J's a lil' punk ass mamas boy???
• Why was she acting like that lil' nigg@ is a prize???
• "I can tell in 30seconds if a woman is good for my son or not" WTF was that about???
• Why I get the feeling she's a little bit loonier than Danger???
• Why I also get the feeling that Papa Norwood be wearing her panties because OBVIOUSLY she's wearing the pants....LOL
• Why I woulda quit the show after she told them girls "if somethings wrong with my baby send him home to his mama"???
• Why that solidified her looniness???

Since I can talk about her Crazy ass all day...lets just keep it moving to the individual convos she had with each girl....

• Cocktail...Snitching & fake as susual
• Unique...Still womping about her "good girl" image...talkin' about she's in the choir @ church and she's a PRUDE...BLAH...BLAH...BLAH....
• Danger...still a looney ass broad!!!
  

So her ass starts crying & shit talking about she's emotional because she just started her period....W......T......F.....??? HAHA!!! Then she goes into some dumbass childhood story about getting punched in the face as a baby because of the way she looked....oooookay?!

Needless to say Mommy Dearest wasn't impressed with any of the girls. And when Ray J asked her what she thought about the 3 of them...this was her response....

A big Hell No to all of them...LMFAO!!! Her logic...she didn't think he would be safe with Danger, she didn't think Unique would be true to him and I guess she didn't really give a shit about Cocktail...

So finally it's elimination night...

and in the midst of Ray J making his decision...Ms. Drama Queen starts getting "sick"! "can you wrap it up cuz i'mma die...I'm having a panic attack...somebody's gonna have to drive me to the hospital"...

And after all of that....he didn't eliminate anyone yet because he says before he makes his final decision he feels like he needs to meet their parents in order to learn more about each girl. WOW....so this should be VERY interesting & entertaining...LOL...

WELP folks until next week I guess...Let me know your thoughts...

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