Like when I get these types of calls @ work....
I know Chrissy feels me on this one....
ME: Thank you for calling ________, how may I help you?
CALLER: Yeah uhhh somebody just called me from this number...
ME: Did THEY leave you a MESSAGE with a NAME or a contact NUMBER?
CALLER: Uhhh no but my name is Jimmy & I'm just returning the call...
ME: Sir this is a BUSINESS and I'm not exactly sure who may have called you...
CALLER: Uhhh who am I calling?
ME: This is Company Name....
CALLER: well I didn't get their name I just saw the number in my phone & called it back...
ME: Sir, this is a very large company and if you can't at least provide me with a name to whom you're trying to reach, then I'm unsure how to direct your call....
CALLER: uhhh what do yall do there???
ME: We handle _______ for the ______ in the _______
CALLER: oooooooooh okay! Never heard of yall....
****long pause****
ME: Is there anything else I can assist you with Sir?
CALLER: Uhhhh no I was just tryna see who called me...
ME: Alright Sir well you have a GREAT day...
CALLER....uhhhh okay Bye!
ME: (click)
I HATE THAT SH!T...do NOT pick up the muthafuggin' phone if ya ass does NOT know WHO da FUCK you calling......
I also HATE....
- when an asshole calls with a mouthful of food...(nigg@ chew that sh!t before you pick up the gotdamn phone!!!)
- when someone calls me on a speaker phone then asks me to speak up...(bitch I ain't speaking the f*ck up but I do have a suggestion....how bout yo' lazy ass picks up the damn receiver & STFU...)
- when a dumb ass calls back talkin' bout they got so in so's voice mail or so & so is away from they desk maybe YOU can help me....(naw nigg@ I CAN'T but I CAN transfer ya' ass right back so you can leave a MESSAGE!)
- when I'm giving out information over the phone & the caller repeats back EVERY thing I tell them WHILE I'm telling them...(how bout you STFU & LISTEN or how bout I send ya ass an email because CLEARLY English in your 2nd language....)
- when they call asking for Angela or some other simple ass name.....(Angela WHO Bitch??? It's like 5hunid ppl who work here, WTF is her last name???)
- and the person behind me is WAY too close for comfort...you know the lady who takes 3 steps forward for every inch I move ahead...(back BACK bitch!)
- or when the person in front of me steps outta line to go grab a few more items THEN expects to get their spot back....(I think NOT!)
- and @ the grocery store when your buggy accidentally hits me in the ass more than once...(don't get fucked up in here)
- when somebodies BRAT tries to jump me in line...(I WILL fight a kid & snatch they lil' ass up if I have to)
Like when I'm ordering food and...
- I'm @ Blimpie and the retard in front of me says "uhhh I'll have a sub"....(stop holding up the line asshole this IS a SUB place, that's ALL they SELL here...go sit ya ass down, regroup & get it together...)
- when I'm ordering food from a server @ a sidebar and the simpleton in front of me bends down to talk through the opening of the sneeze glass; as if the server can't HEAR them...(Bitch the glass is there for a reason STOP breathing ya hot ass breath on the food...)
- or when I'm @ the drive through & the nigg@ ahead of me is ordering specialized gourmet shit...
"I'll have a burger ummmm no mayo, no ketchup, light mustard, half of a tomato, 1 strip of lettuce, sliced in half and can you saute my fries in non-fat cooking oil?"...
(this is Mickie D's NOT Benihana's...go INSIDE for all that shit!)
so ummm yeah....
EAT.SH!T.DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so ummm yeah....
EAT.SH!T.DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEAD N GONE......
ReplyDeletevut why all that shit so on point i simply cannot stand when i am in line and ther person behind me is so close if i turn around i can count they eyelashes GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY SPACE NIGGA....
and that whole call convo, u was nice odara, mines go like this
me:thanks for calling______ how can i direct ya call (and yes i say ya..so what same ppl call air'day they know me...)
caller:yeah someone just called me from this number
me:silent on purpose
caller:u there
me:yeah i am here
caller:well i said somebody just called me
me:well its 200 ppl here i have no clue who called u
caller:well what do yall do
me:we install audio viasual equipment in schools, churches, hospitals, things like that
caller:oh, well never mind maybe it was a wrtong number
me:CLICK
receptionist, hard as sjob, no joke lmao dealing with assholes and dummies all day long, i could sit @ home and do that shit while i watch maury.....
For once you make complete sense. But "sale" should be "sell"...always wanted to secretly correct someone on their site!!
ReplyDeleteummmm Bryan??? you lucky I clicked on ya link b/c I was about 2 cuss ya ass out! lmfaoo!! and ur also lucky that we're on good terms now so I will just STFU & go correct the shit! lmfao :o)
ReplyDelete@chrissy..lmfaoo @ your phone call!!! I swear ppl act like being a Receptionist ain't shit but it's the M'Effing people that makes the shit pure HELL! and lmfao @ counting they eyelashes hahaha!
This whole post was funny as hell. I used to do mail order pharmacy calls, and shit, and when a person doesn't come on the phone right away, I hangs the hell up. I call that my 3 second rule. Your ass don't say something in 3 seconds, I'm hanging up. LMAO. I know I'm a stinker.
ReplyDeleteI hate the person who orders and is rude for no reason and is on a "Imma call the manager and get some free shit" mission, if you are broke eat at home, Cup of Noodles are 2/$1 , take advantage... ugh...
ReplyDelete@Alise...oooooh I HATE that too...and those are the same type of people that get "special" sauces in their food...LOL..I don't Eff's with ppl who serve my food, if I feel like they have an attitude or something...then guess what? I leave...lol
ReplyDelete@Untouched Jewel...girl I don't see ANYTHING wrong with that...mainly b/c I do that ish too...lol..my thing is I KNOW I'm speaking loud enuff for you to hear me so if I don't get an immediate "Hello"...that ass gets the AT&T theme song (dial tone) with the quickness....lol
Odara we have WAY too much in common, I work in a call center and eryday i die a slow painful death!!! I think we need anger management, LOL!
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Chrissy Snow!!!
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