"CP Time"

So it's Friday & I just feel like being real RanDoM!!!

I over slept this morning & was hella late for work. I don't know whether to blame the rain or the fact that I didn't get in bed to almost 2am. Either way I don't REMEMBER that alarm going off @ all...but some how my celly ended up in my bed...

So I take a glimpse @ the time on my celly & it's FREAKING 8:24am....Oh SH!T....my ass was suppose to be in the office @ 7am...So I dial "the coworker" & tell her I'm running a tad bit late but I will be in. I didn't bother calling "The Boss" because today's her scheduled off day. So it's almost 8:30am & I'm thinking "might as well not rush...shit I'm already late"...so I start the shower...then I got to thinking again "If I don't hurry the hell up I'm gonna have to stay late"....and there is NO way in HELL I'm staying late on a damn Friday!!! No thanks I'll pass....

So I pass on the shower & just freshened up with a good old fashion "bird bath" & brushed my teeth...

I forgot to set my clothes out last night so I had to grab the first thing I saw...Some Jeans & a light pull over sweater...Anybody who knows me personally....KNOWS that Odara DON'T iron!!! LMAO!!! [I try to buy shit that needs little to no ironing because i HATE ironing.] So I throw on the jeans & notice my sweater is BEYOND wrinkled...there was no way I could let this shit slide...

I was in too deep...I had to woMAN up...

So now I'm pissed the hell off because the ironing set me back a couple of minutes...

I throw on the sweater then I look in the mirror

eff it...I put that shit in a ponytail & did like Luda & "Rolled Out"

now it's like 8:45am & I'm in the car....THANK GOD....I only work like 15 minutes away & traffic was light. I'm driving & I'm getting even more pissed because my car still smells like gasoline....[I'll elaborate on that in another post].

So I stroll in right @ 9am & the "evil coworker" is giving me the SEOD....then she looks me up & down...probably because I'm wearing Jeans today...

LMAO!!! and I'm not suppose to be wearing Jeans....We only get to wear jeans on the last Friday of each month which I think is lame but you know WTF....anyway the office sells these so called "Jean" tickets where you can pay $2 bucks to wear them every friday....ummmm...NEGATIVE!!!!! Not gonna happen....I can put that $2 in my tank...I mean what the FUCK they gonna do??? TELL on me....I wish that broad WOULD!!!

So I just ate my lunch @ my desk so I wouldn't have to make up an extra hour. But get this I was "officially" 2hours late....But I'm not taking my breaks either so I'm counting that as time made up!!! So that's 1hr & 30 mins I don't owe to "The Man"....Now that extra 30 mins...I haven't decided yet, I may stay a half hour extra & I may not....

Sooooohry for boring yall...but hey at least I get a three day weekend *pops collar*

Monday is Columbus Day!!!!!

Whoot Whoot!!!! Happy Friday Yall!!!!!